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| I'm just thankful it's not like Christmas. How would the Easter bunny expect me to be good otherwise? |
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| So many toys to play with, and so much chocolate to get me really, really, horny. |
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| I like the dark chocolate the best. It takes a lot more effort of licking and sucking to get the rich flavor out of them. |
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| Sort of like, um, other things that I like to suck on. |
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| And these, um, things are perfect for Easter. They are sweet and have a delectable creamy center. |